RT @Time4Depression: It takes 43 muscles to frown, which really makes me wonder why you arenβt in better shape.
(05/21/2013 01:20PM)
RT @ShrinkMedia: Hey kid,
I'm making your dick bigger and giving you muscles all over your body.
Also, you're an asshole with zits.
Enjoy it,
Puberty
(05/21/2013 01:19PM)
Some guy in a truck next to our bus just showed off his muscles for us. ππππͺ @JackieDoss1
(05/21/2013 01:19PM)
The body uses 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown
(05/21/2013 01:19PM)
I don't know how people can have sex with strangers I'm not even comfortable sleeping naked by myself let alone with a complete stranger
(05/21/2013 01:15PM)
HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH STRANGERS I CAN BARELY ORDER A PIZZA OVER THE PHONE OMFG
(05/21/2013 12:54PM)
@RobertVeIez reason to have sex with strangers
(05/21/2013 11:44AM)
"Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?" "They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot..." -Sex and the City (never gets old)
(05/21/2013 11:19AM)
RT @facciabella: Tweeting ruins lives. Go have sex with strangers, that never ruined anyone's life. Do that.
(05/21/2013 10:43AM)