Venue: The Media Club
RT @Time4Depression: It takes 43 muscles to frown, which really makes me wonder why you aren’t in better shape.
RT @ShrinkMedia: Hey kid,
I'm making your dick bigger and giving you muscles all over your body.
Also, you're an asshole with zits.
Some guy in a truck next to our bus just showed off his muscles for us. 😏💁😂💪 @JackieDoss1
The body uses 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown
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I don't know how people can have sex with strangers I'm not even comfortable sleeping naked by myself let alone with a complete stranger
HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH STRANGERS I CAN BARELY ORDER A PIZZA OVER THE PHONE OMFG
@RobertVeIez reason to have sex with strangers
"Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?" "They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot..." -Sex and the City (never gets old)
RT @facciabella: Tweeting ruins lives. Go have sex with strangers, that never ruined anyone's life. Do that.