Venue: Retro Bar
RT @TheCarlGrimes_: "Oh shit! It’s a Zombie Apocalypse? LOL! Let’s just go have sex in the middle of the woods." - My mom.
"@katethegreaaaat: Can we also refrain from having sex in the middle of the hallway" that's a negative.
“@UberFacts: During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” or during menstruation” 😒
RT @UberFacts: During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” or during menstruation
RT @Dallani: Hi middle-aged neighbors
Your sex volume is a 7 & I need you at about a 2
and Bob how many times does she need to say faster? Move your ass